Critical Offender – Roll Wrong, Do Time..
Caught in the act of betrayal, this die has finally been brought to justice. Featuring a classic American mugshot-style lineup, the design showcases a guilty looking D20 behind bars, because sometimes.. rolling a 1 is a crime.
Critical Offender is made for every player who’s ever sent a misbehaving die straight to jail after a catastrophic roll. Bold, witty, and just a little bit salty. This sweater brings tabletop justice to your wardrobe.
You have the right to remain silent… but that D20 doesn’t.
When it comes to embracing the magic, you want to do it in comfort and style. That’s why getting the right size is crucial. Our Critical Offender sweater is available in a range of sizes and colors, ensuring that every adventurer can find their ideal fit.
All our clothing is freshly printed per order to ensure the best quality. Since we don’t track stock levels live on our website, shipping times may vary:
Standard Delivery (within 1 week):
If your chosen size and color are available, your order will be shipped within a week.
Extended Processing (up to 2 weeks):
If a specific size or color needs to be restocked, processing can take up to two weeks before shipping.
If your selection isn’t immediately available, we’ll always send you an email to keep you updated. Thanks for your patience, quality takes time, but we promise it’s worth the wait!
